Sunday, December 16, 2012

Christmas Movies

I love this time of year for a lot if reasons but mostly for the movies!!! I LOVE Christmas movies!!!! There are a lot of good ones out there but National Lampoons Christmas Vacation is my favorite!!!! I love it for all of the good quotes!!! To name a few:
"Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

Aunt Bethany: "Is your house on fire, Clark?"
Clark: "No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights."

Clark: "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
Eddie: "Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark"

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."

"Merry Christmas, Shitter was full"

Ruby Sue: "Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous"
Clark: "Nervous or excited?"
Ruby Sue: "Shittin' bricks"
Clark: "You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin' rocks"

There's a few I should stop before I quote the whole movie! I used to watch this movie everyday from Thanksgiving until New Years. Sometimes people hate watching this movie with me because I will recite the whole thing!! I just can't help myself!

Some other good movies are of course the classics: Santa Claus is coming to Town, Rudolph, Frosty the Snowman, Home Alone 1 & 2, A Christmas Story and etc. Then some newer ones like Elf, The Grinch, Polar Express, The Santa Claus and etc!

Those are just to name a few. There are a ton or other great Christmas movies out there!